Throwing Stones XVII: You Gotta’ Move

(This is Part XVII. Click here to read Throwing Stones Part XVI: Highway ’69 Revisited)

In Part XVI, The Rolling Stones returned to America for the first time in three years, mounting a triumphant tour on a shoestring budget.

The Rolling Stones arrived at Muscle Shoals Sound Studios in Sheffield, Alabama, on December 2, 1969. Over the course of three days, they cut “Brown Sugar,” “Wild Horses” and a cover of “You Gotta’ Move,” a spiritual recorded by numerous American blues and gospel artists. The Stones didn’t have work permits to record in the states and didn’t want their estranged manager, Allen Klein, to know what they were up to, so their session in the sticks had been scheduled on the sly. It quickly became the worst kept secret in rock ’n’ roll.

AhmetThe band’s contracts with Klein and Decca Records would be expiring soon. Ahmet Ertegun, famed head of Atlantic Records, flew in to discuss the formation of Rolling Stones Records, a label that would be owned by the band and distributed by Atlantic. Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, the Stones’ employees were scrambling to pull off their promised free concert.

JeffAirVarious San Francisco bands had staged successful free shows in Golden Gate Park. Word quickly spread that, with the help of The Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane, the Stones would soon play the park’s biggest bash yet—San Francisco’s own “Woodstock West.” But the free show seemed snake-bit from the start.

Fans were baffled when formerly cooperative city officials refused to issue the necessary permits. While some said the change of heart was due to old tensions between hippies and the police, rumors spread that concert promoter Bill Graham had convinced authorities to scuttle the show.

GrahamThe Stones had infuriated Graham by rejecting his offer to handle their entire American tour. The pugnacious promoter had to settle for a single Bay Area gig instead. Bill Graham had an ego as big as any rockstar’s, and he never forgot a slight. When The Rolling Stones arrived at the Oakland Coliseum in November of 1969, they were greeted by a large photo of Graham giving them the finger, hung over the backstage buffet. Things went downhill from there.

The Stones and their entourage pelted the photo with food. A shouting match with Graham ensued. The two sides came to blows after the promoter and his security goons began taking their frustrations out on the fans, and Charlie Watts saw Graham slap a teenage girl. The show did eventually go on, but the bad blood remained.

Bill Graham was making a fortune by monetizing the Bay Area music scene, ruthlessly eliminating the flower power competition that had nurtured it to life. Torpedoing a free Stones gig would have allowed him to protect his turf while taking revenge on the band, but evidence that he actually did remains anecdotal.

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With the park off limits, Hollywood rode to the rescue. Filmways—the production company responsible for a string of hit TV shows, includingThe Beverly HillbilliesGreen Acres and Hollywood Squares—had recently purchased the Sears Point Raceway. The company generously offered the track as a venue for the free show, with the stipulation that the band would have to pay a few thousand dollars to cover the cost of an insurance rider. Close to San Francisco and less than a year old, the Sears Point facility was an ideal solution. All parties agreed to a December 6 date. Stage and Lighting Designer Chip Monck and his crew began setting up the stage, lighting and sound system.

Then the corporate execs pulled a fast one, demanding a huge pre-show payment (the reported number ranges from $100,000 to $450,000 to $6 million) to cover insurance, clean up and other costs. What’s more, they insisted the Stones sign over all film and video rights free of charge.

FilmwaysStonesWith staging under construction and thousands of fans from around the country en route, the Hollywood hotshots must have figured their squeeze play was a sure thing. They had no clue that the Rolling Stones were nearly broke, or that Allen Klein, who was sitting on the bulk of the Stones’ fortune, would never surrender such a potentially lucrative copyright. Abandoning Sears Point was the band’s only option.

Still, neither Jagger nor Richards was willing to give up on the free show. Tour Manager Ronnie Schneider decided they needed legal help to pull it off, and enlisted legendary San Francisco attorney Melvin Belli in the cause. As is the case with many of the people the Stones encountered during their storied career, calling the lawyer a colorful character hardly does him justice.

MelBelBelli’s effectiveness in personal injury cases had earned him the nickname “The King of Torts” His opponents preferred “Melvin Bellicose.” His long list of celebrity clients included Mae West, Muhammad Ali and Tony Curtis. Belli had even defended Jack Ruby when the Texan was tried for killing Lee Harvey Oswald—a murder broadcast live on national television.

A pioneer of the class action lawsuit, Belli was well-known, well-connected and very well off. Long before the skull and crossbones flew over Apple headquarters, Belli famously ran the Jolly Roger up the flagpole atop his Barbary Coast office building every time he won a case. Adding a flourish that even Steve Jobs did not dare duplicate, Belli fired a celebratory cannon shot as well.

Though he was a preening, egomaniacal dandy, Belli was also an immensely charming raconteur with an impressive ability to sway opinions and get things done. And he was more than happy to pull strings for The Rolling Stones.

Sears Point wasn’t the only Northern California racetrack under new ownership. Dick Carter, a middle aged Bay Area businessman, had recently purchased the Altamont Speedway, located 90 miles northeast of San Francisco near the small town of Livermore. Drivers loved the track, but it had struggled financially since opening in the summer of ’66. Altamont seemed to be just a little too far from everywhere to be successful.

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Dick Carter was hungry to publicize Altamont, and when he heard a free rock festival was looking for a venue, he jumped at the chance, offering the track at no charge. In a crowded meeting at Melvin Belli’s office with Carter and the press in attendance, Belli deftly brushed past concerns expressed by authorities in a conference call.

“Woodstock West” had found a home at last. Altamont was on.

(This concludes Part XVII. Click now to read Part XVIII: Merciless Angels!)

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Throwing Stones XVI: Highway ’69 Revisited

(This is Part XVI. Click here to read Throwing Stones Part XV: For A Song)

In Part XV, Allen Klein signed The Beatles. But a growing rift between Klein and the Stones threatened to scuttle their upcoming American tour.

The cold war between Allen Klein and The Rolling Stones grew hot in the summer of 1969. After years of frustration, the band had tired of their American manager’s refusal to explain their cash flow. Or their lack of cash.

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All of group’s income went directly to Klein. Incredibly, the Stones had no idea how much was going out or coming in. Band members received no regular financial statements and little in the way of income. When they requested funds for major purchases, they were required to sign loan agreements stating they were borrowing the money. Random documents arrived unexplained in the mail, including letters informing them that personal bank accounts in their names had been opened in America. A modest check would occasionally turn up as well.

Klein claimed his mysterious methods were helping the Stones avoid England’s extraordinarily high taxes. The Stones suspected he was lowering their taxes by keeping the bulk of their earnings for himself. The band hired a British law firm to pry information out of Klein, but the wily American had little trouble keeping well-mannered English solicitors at bay.

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Mick Jagger decided Klein had to go. But Jagger was busy acting in a movie in Australia at the time, and left it to Keith Richards and newly hired road manager Sam Cutler to can Klein. Upon hearing the news, Klein simply refused to be fired. He had a contract and wasn’t about to budge. And now that they had crossed him, he wasn’t about to give the Stones a nickel to fund their upcoming American tour.

Jump that, Jack Flash.

As so often happened, the Stones dreamed up a ridiculous solution that never should have worked but did. They hired Allen Klein’s twenty-six-year-old nephew, Ronnie Schneider, to handle the tour. Schneider had worked for his uncle when Klein and the band were still getting along. His responsibilities included shepherding the Stones around the States on their 1965 and 1966 treks. The Stones knew him, liked him and trusted him.

Schneider told the band that he would have to get his uncle’s blessing before taking the job. They were fine with that. Since Klein still viewed himself as the band’s manager, he was fine with his nephew getting the gig. Only one problem remained. Somebody had to come up with the cash to fund the tour.

Ronnie Schneider was smart, hardworking, enthusiastic and too inexperienced to know what he was up against. But he’d learned a few tricks from his Uncle Allen.

170px-69rstonebyrdThe William Morris Agency was in the final stages of nailing down a deal to book the tour when Klein butted heads with the band. Ronnie Schneider snowed the Morris agents, telling them he was going with a different firm. Having finally learned the value of rock ’n’ roll, William Morris was desperate to hang on to the year’s hottest tour. They agreed to cut their commission in half and put up $15,000 of funding.

Deal.

Schneider then leaned on local promoters, demanding an unprecedented 50% advance and a cut of the gross receipts. Smaller venues were to be passed over in favor of large arenas. Some would feature two shows a day. Ticket prices would top out at $8, a major sticker shock at the time. Nobody knew if the Stones could fill all those seats. But nobody wanted to risk losing them, either.

Deal.

Schneider kept control of all merchandising, licensing and ancillary rights within the Stones’ organization, funneling more money into the bands’ coffers. The cash-strapped Stones and the erstwhile Schneider didn’t realize it at the time, but they were creating a new business model for the concert industry. It remains in place to this day.

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Well-known filmmakers the Maysles brothers were contracted to film the tour for a documentary. A live album was planned, moving the band one step closer to fulfilling its contract without the need for new material or expensive studio time. The tour was scheduled to wrap at the end of November. The band’s new studio album, “Let It Bleed,” would hit the shelves just a few days later. Sales were sure to be boosted by the tour’s press coverage, another Ed Sullivan appearance and the holiday shopping season.

It promised to be a very, very merry Christmas for The Rolling Stones.

Ronnie Schneider had rolled the tumbling dice and pulled off a showbiz miracle. Now it was the Stones’ turn. If anything went wrong during the first third of the fourteen-city tour, the lack of adequate upfront funding meant the entire enterprise would collapse like a house of cards.

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The Stones did not disappoint. The arenas were packed. The band roared. The audiences were putty in Jagger’s hands. The reviews were ecstatic. The press ate it up.

Things were going so well that the band added a festival date in Florida. They even decided to headline a free show in California, an idea first pitched to them by members of The Grateful Dead. Mick Jagger told the press that the free festival was their way of thanking the fans and extending the spirit of Woodstock, the three-day music marathon that had captured the world’s imagination that summer. He didn’t mention that they hoped it would counteract the bad PR generated by their high ticket prices and provide a glorious grand finale for their tour documentary as well.

And so, with all the best intentions, the Rolling Stones unwittingly put themselves on the road to a place called Altamont.

(This concludes Part XVI. Click now to read Part XVII: You Gotta’ Move)

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Throwing Stones XV: For A Song

(This is Part XV. Click Throwing Stones XIV:Bad Apples to read the previous chapter.)

In Part XIV, Rolling Stones’ Manager Allen Klein made his play for The Beatles as the Stones worked on a new album.

By February, 1969, John Lennon was convinced that Allen Klein was the ultimate rock ’n’ roll manager. Mick Jagger was no longer sure. Four years after The Rolling Stones signed with Klein, Jagger and the rest of the band had grown deeply distrustful of the blustery American.

Mick XcuInitially, Klein had been generous with the Stones, doling out large sums of money with a smile. In 1966, when Keith Richards inquired if he could afford to buy a home in one of London’s toniest neighborhoods, Klein cut the guitarist a check for the full purchase price. But as time went by, the checkbook tightened, and Mick Jagger in particular began to suspect that their wily manager was getting the best of the Stones’ business deals.

Klein had an ironclad contract, and didn’t appreciate being questioned or second-guessed. Getting either money or answers out of him became increasingly difficult. Eager to warn John Lennon of Klein’s behavior, Mick Jagger set up a meeting with his fellow rocker. But when Jagger arrived, he was stunned to see that Lennon had invited Allen Klein as well. Wary of a direct confrontation with Klein, Jagger left with his famous lips sealed.

Perhaps he should have met with Lennon’s songwriting partner instead.

linda4After splitting with actress Jane Asher, Paul McCartney had fallen in love with Linda Eastman, a young American photographer. Contrary to still-popular rumors, Linda Eastman was not the heir to the Eastman-Kodak fortune. But she was from a wealthy New York family. Linda’s father, Lee Eastman, was one of the world’s top intellectual property lawyers, and had decades of entertainment industry experience. Linda’s brother, John, had recently joined her father’s practice.

Before Allen Klein met John Lennon, Paul McCartney had suggested that Lee and John Eastman were ideal candidates to sort out the mess at Apple Corps. Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr had initially agreed. They had no viable alternatives to suggest, and were duly impressed by the Eastmans’ expertise. Still, they were understandably concerned that Linda’s family members would be biased towards Paul, especially after he married Linda on March 12, 1969. What’s more, they had grown to resent what they saw as McCartney’s pushiness regarding the band’s business and creative efforts. Eventually, the idea of the Eastmans and Allen Klein co-managing the band was suggested as a reasonable compromise.

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Though John Lennon had abdicated his role as the leader of The Beatles for years, he had grown to resent McCartney the most of all. Paul had made a tremendous effort to accommodate Yoko Ono, but Ono had her own agenda, and stoked Lennon’s ire. In retrospect, it’s no surprise that John Lennon took an immediate (although unjustified) dislike to the Eastmans, decrying them as pretentious, social climbing, elitist snobs. Klein was more than happy to join Lennon in parroting this line to Harrison and Starr.

In a meeting at Apple attended by both Klein and the Eastmans, Klein, Lennon and Ono mercilessly baited Lee Eastman, goading the lawyer into exploding at Klein. Lennon then claimed that Eastman’s outburst proved Paul’s New York attorney in-laws were nothing more than pompous, self-important phonies.

life-magazine-paul-mccartneyWhen the four Beatles sat down to decide who would manage the band and handle the turnaround at Apple, Allen Klein got three votes. The Eastmans got one. The Fab Four  had a standing rule that all significant decisions had to be unanimous, and McCartney was shocked to hear his bandmates insist that the rule was no longer valid—Klein had won by majority and that was that. It was the beginning of the end.

Allen Klein moved into Apple and began slashing staff. But Klein’s cuts were motivated by more than simple cost savings. He wanted absolute control. Thus, good, loyal, hardworking employees were thrown out with the bad apples. That included Ron Kass, the seasoned record executive who had made the company’s record division its one shining success. Talent scout and producer Peter Asher (Jane’s brother) had also played a vital role in Apple Records’ achievements. Asher refused to let Klein humiliate him, and resigned before he could be fired. He went on to become one of the most successful producers of the rock era.

Klein renegotiated The Beatles’ contract with EMI, substantially increasing their royalty rate. He also brought Apple’s expenses under control. But his aggressiveness cost the Beatles their chance to buy back the Estate of Brian Epstein’s financial interest in the band. Epstein’s spooked heirs sold it to an investment trust instead, blindsiding The Beatles.

Meanwhile, music publisher Dick James had grown weary of John and Yoko’s increasingly odd public behavior and wary of the band’s ongoing business imbroglios. James held a controlling interest in Northern Songs, Ltd., the publicly held publishing company that owned the Lennon-McCartney team’s song copyrights. John and Paul were minority shareholders; George and Ringo owned small stakes as well.

imagesJames announced that he was selling his interest to ATV Entertainment, a conglomerate owned by Lord Lew Grade, a cigar-chomping British showbiz mogul. The Beatles felt utterly betrayed. Klein promised to stop the sale. But neither Klein nor the Eastmans were able to prevent it, especially after a frustrated John Lennon foolishly threw a tantrum in a critical meeting and denounced a group of potential white knight co-investors as just another bunch of greedy businessmen.

200px-Mick_Taylor_1972But what of The Rolling Stones? Unlike their Liverpool pals, Jagger and Richards’ outfit was firing on all cylinders. The addition of guitarist Mick Taylor had turbocharged their most creative period. Their rollicking summer single, “Honky Tonk Women,” spent weeks at number one on both the U.S. and U.K. charts. The band’s first U.S. tour in over three years was penciled in for the fall, along with another appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show.  A new album was scheduled for release as soon as the tour wrapped. The Stones had even decided to title the LP “Let It Bleed,” in sly mockery of their rivals’ (as yet unreleased) “Let It Be.”

With the Fab Four falling apart, every Stones concert would serve as a coronation. Jagger and Richards were confident that the band would return from America crowned as the reigning kings of rock ’n’ roll. And then, they discovered that there was no money available to fund a tour.

(This concludes Part XIV. Click now to read Throwing Stones XVI: Highway ’69 Revisited!)

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Throwing Stones XIV: Bad Apples

(This is Part XIV. To read Part XIII, click Throwing Stones: The Devil & Mr. Jones)

In Part XIII, founding member Brian Jones was fired from The Rolling Stones and died under mysterious circumstances a few weeks later.

Having replaced Brian Jones with Mick Taylor and scheduled their first America Tour in over three years, The Rolling Stones continued to work on the follow-up to Beggars Banquet. Business manager Allen Klein stayed busy, too.

Nationwide DickIn 1967, Klein acquired Cameo Records and its subsidiary label, Parkway. Founded in Philadelphia in 1956, Cameo had reaped huge benefits from being based in the same city as American Bandstand, Dick Clark’s nationally broadcast TV teen-dance sensation. Booking Cameo-Parkway artists on Bandstand was easy, and whenever Clark got in a pinch or needed a fill-in for a cancellation, Cameo-Parkway got the call.

Chubby TwistThough Cameo-Parkway had a number of hits, it is best known for Chubby Checker’s version of “The Twist,” which topped the U.S. charts in both 1960 and 1962, inspiring a long-running nationwide dance craze.

(Cocktail party conversation starter: the first references to a dance called “the twist” appeared in American minstrel songs as early as 1844!)

Two years after “The Twist” returned to the number one slot, the British Invasion clobbered Cameo-Parkway and other American independent labels. As if that wasn’t enough, American Bandstand relocated to Los Angeles, depriving the label of its most potent launchpad. The founders sold the company, but the new owners were unable to reverse the slide, despite hitting number one with “96 Tears” by ? and the Mysterians. (Insert Vox Continental Organ riff here.)

ABKCO LogoMGM Records purchased Cameo-Parkway in 1967. MGM then sold the struggling label to Klein, who was a major MGM stockholder. Klein restructured his own company as ABKCO, which he jokingly claimed was an acronym for “A Better Kind of Company.”  It actually stood for “Allen & Betty Klein & Company.”  (Betty was Klein’s wife.) ABKCO obtained the master recording catalogs of MGM artists Herman’s Hermits and The Animals from producer Mickie Most. But Allen Klein was far from satisfied. He was playing the long game, and had set his sights on the biggest act in show biz: The Beatles.

Less than three months after the release of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band in June of ’67, Brian Epstein was found dead in the master bedroom of his London townhouse. The man famous for discovering and managing The Beatles had succumbed to a lethal combination of alcohol and prescription sleeping medication at the age of thirty-two. Epstein’s death was ruled accidental, though rumors flew that he had been driven to suicide by romantic disappointments, amphetamine addiction and a gnawing fear that The Beatles were planning to dump him. (They weren’t.)

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Epstein’s sudden demise devastated The Fab Four. Years later, John Lennon said that his first thought upon learning of their manager’s death was, “We’ve had it.”  Allen Klein heard the news of Brian Epstein’s death over a car radio. Legend has it that he was overjoyed, and began shouting, “Now, I’ve got them!”

John, Paul, George and Ringo had never been well versed in the business side of their band. With Epstein gone, they found themselves overwhelmed by financial decisions. Told they needed to start a business to soften the blow of England’s brutally high income taxes, they initially backed the hot fashion collective The Fool’s retail operation.

Unfortunately, the hippie-dippy designers who comprised the Fool were far more interested in spending the Beatles money on themselves than a store. The boutique generated huge losses, and was closed in the summer of 1968.  John and Yoko deemed that the existing stock should be given away, creating a snatch-and-grab shopping event that deteriorated into a near-riot.

The Beatles also launched Apple Corps, Ltd., an entertainment company that included a film division and a record label. At one point they seriously considered a joint venture with the Rolling Stones that would have merged key aspects of the two bands’ business operations. Despite promising initial meetings and Mick Jagger telling the press that the new company would be called Pear, each band eventually decided against the idea. At some point, Mick Jagger recommended Allen Klein to Paul McCartney, but McCartney never got in touch with Klein.

Apple LogoThe Beatles had big dreams for Apple, and new divisions, including music publishing and consumer electronics, were added. Despite the success of the record division, Apple quickly became a financial sinkhole. Too many friends and hangers on were being paid too much to do too little. Every new idea, no matter how impractical, seemed to be funded ad absurdum. Ridiculous expenses like a fully stocked, in-house wine cellar and on-staff chefs were common.

By the end of 1968, Apple’s levelheaded young accountant was fed up. His resignation letter warned The Beatles that, despite their years of success, the chaos at Apple would eventually bankrupt the band members.

CircusThat same December, John and Yoko were guests on The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus, a star-studded TV special that remained unseen until 1996 due to music licensing issues and the Stones unhappiness with their own performance. During the taping, Klein introduced himself to Lennon, humbly describing himself as “an accountant.” Lennon responded positively, saying that he feared ending up broke like American movie star Mickey Rooney. Klein’s face lit up.

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In January, 1969, John Lennon went public, moaning in an interview that the Beatles would be ruined in six months if they didn’t get Apple’s house in order.  Allen Klein began calling Lennon, and a meeting was arranged. As usual, Klein had done his homework. He knew Lennon’s music inside and out, and had versed himself in Yoko’s avant-garde works as well.

Klein outlined his strategies for straightening out the Apple fiasco, and even mentioned that he could get monies from United Artists’ movie deal with the Beatles to fund Yoko’s distinctly noncommercial experimental films (!). Without consulting the other Beatles, John Lennon wrote a letter stating that Allen Klein would be handling all of his business affairs. The tough-talking orphan from New Jersey who had earned his accounting degree in night school was on his way to managing the biggest band of all time.

(This concludes Part XIV. Click now to read Throwing Stones XV: For A Song!)

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Throwing Stones XIII: The Devil And Mr. Jones

(This is Part XIII. To read Part XII, click Throwing Stones XII: Joltin’ News Flash.)

In Part XII, world events spiraled out of control and the Stones made a remarkable comeback.

FlyerBy 1969, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were eager to get the Rolling Stones back on the road. The music boom that had begun with Beatlemania showed no signs of stopping, and rock concerts were becoming very big business. A savvy new breed of promoters, epitomized by San Francisco’s Bill Graham, realized just how much money there was to be made, and began offering unprecedented paydays to popular acts.

With Beggars Banquet topping the charts and Allen Klein demanding a premium price, the Stones were getting the biggest offers of all. Only one man stood in their way. Oddly enough, his name was Brian Jones.

A chill had settled over swingin’ London, and few had felt its effects more deeply than Jones. For years, Scotland Yard had shown little interest in celebrity drug busts. But following the appointment of Norman “Knobby” Pilcher to the force’s drug squad, the police appeared to have become obsessed with them. Donovan, Eric Clapton, John Lennon and George Harrison were among Pilcher’s pinches.

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Soon, Detective Sgt. Pilcher was a celebrity in his own right. Hardly surprising, since the tabloid press just happened to be in the vicinity whenever Knobby carried out his “undercover” operations. Pilcher always got his star, and the papers always got their stories. But many of those arrested by  Sgt. Pilcher’s front-page press club band claimed that the drugs had actually arrived with the publicity-hungry detective. It wasn’t long before the old schoolers who ran Scotland Yard began to suspect the stars were telling the truth.

Clearly, Norman Pilcher was a man who enjoyed shooting fish in a barrel. In that spirit, the fast-rising detective had made sure that Brian Jones topped his squad’s hit parade. Near-constant police surveillance took Jones’ paranoia to new, out-of-control levels.  Jones was arrested twice for drug possession, but managed to avoid jail time. However, his convictions made his chances of getting the work visas required for international tours dismally low.

Six years earlier, Brian Jones had been the talented, driven, controlling leader of the Rolling Stones. His transformation  into a harried, hapless addict teetering on the edge of complete physical and psychological collapse was a truly grotesque turn of events. Visa issues aside, the idea of Jones surviving a rigorous rock tour was absurd.

220px-Rolling_Stones_Sympathy_for_the_DevilGiven the fallout of their own drug bust, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had been supportive of Brian Jones. But as tour offers mounted and Jones declined, their attitude grew cold. Jagger even referred to Jones as “a wooden leg” during a newspaper interview. Unbeknownst to Jones, the band began recording with Mick Taylor, a masterful young guitarist who had cut his teeth with John Mayall’s Bluesbreakers.

As the Stones worked on the follow-up to Banquet, manager Allen Klein confirmed an American tour, and the U.S. government refused to issue a work visa for Brian Jones. On June 8, 1969, Jagger, Richards and Charlie Watts arrived at Jones’ recently purchased home, a country manor once owned by Winnie the Pooh author A.A. Milne (!). Their meeting with Brian was brief and tense. When it was over, Brian Jones was no longer a Rolling Stone.

Though Jones was fired, the public was told his parting was an amicable one. Brian was leaving to pursue his own musical projects. Mick Taylor would make his public debut as a Rolling Stone at a free concert in Hyde Park on July 5, 1969.

Less than a month after being booted out of the band he started, Brian Jones was found floating at the bottom of his swimming pool. His girlfriend believed that Jones was still alive when he was pulled from the water, but an ambulance crew pronounced him dead at the scene. He was twenty-seven.

Only Watts and Wyman attended Jones’ funeral, but the Stones turned the concert in Hyde Park into a memorial for their former leader. Hyde Park was the band’s first public performance in over two years. The massive audience, estimated in excess of 250,000 people, was enthusiastic and well behaved. While the band and the critics felt the show was not one of the Stones’ best, the event was enshrined in boomer lore as a historic success.

DarSatan Cker tales were becoming generational staples as well. Rumors that Brian Jones was murdered spread rapidly. Most claimed that the construction crew working on Jones’ house killed the guitarist during an argument over money. Some said that the crew’s foreman accidently drowned Jones when a bit of drunken horseplay got too rough. A particularly juicy story claimed that Brian Jones was the victim of a satanic sacrifice.

Hey, man, the Stones put out an album called Their Satanic Majesties Request,didn’t they? And their next album opened with a song called “Sympathy for the Devil,” didn’t it? And Mick Jagger sang the role of Satan with, like, fiendish delight, didn’t he? C’mon, man, those dudes made a deal with the dark one, became huge stars, and paid off Beelzebub with Brian’s soul!

Riiiiight. Did I mention that Janis Joplin is the groovy grandma owner of a tie-dye store in Arkansas? That Elvis, Jim Morrison and Mama Cass meet for breakfast every Sunday at a donut shop in Walla Walla? And that Jimi Hendrix stays busy giving guitar lessons on Mars? (Having listened to Electric Ladyland recently, I think that last one might actually be true.)

One thing is certain. In 1973, an English court convicted Detective Norman Pilcher of perjury and perversion of justice. Having suspected “Knobby” of illegal shenanigans for years, his superiors couldn’t ignore obvious proof that Pilcher had planted evidence during an investigation and lied under oath. He received a four-year prison sentence.

The exact nature of Brian Jones’ final moments will never be known. Despite some intriguing loose ends, two investigations failed to turn up solid evidence of criminality. An autopsy revealed that Jones’ heart and liver were grossly enlarged due to years of drug and alcohol abuse. It also established Pooh Jarthat Jones was full of wine and downers—a lethal combination on dry land, let alone in a heated pool.

The fact that Brian Jones met his fate on a property previously owned by the man who created Winnie the Pooh seems incongruous. But it’s sadly fitting. Like Milne’s silly old bear, Brian Jones got his head stuck in the honey jar. But unlike Pooh, Jones proved incapable of escaping his self-inflicted predicament, and it cost him everything.

(This concludes Part XIII. Click now to read Throwing Stones XIV: Bad Apples!)

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